Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Hunter for President!




In the ‘what really matters’ department, here is some revolutionary campaigning on the part of my 10 year old nephew, Hunter:

At his school in Atlanta, apparently there is a bubbling controversy over the presence of only one Panini machine in the cafeteria.  At lunch time, there is a mad dash for the Panini machine by many of the students.  Since there is only one machine, the scene at the Panini machine sometimes resembles ‘people jamming through the doors of Best Buy’ on Black Friday after Thanksgiving!

There have been near altercations, much frustration and general disappointment at the inability to get a Panini at lunch by many students.

Enter our hero, Hunter-my nephew, to save the day by running for Class Representative with a promise to try to work with the ‘powers that be’ to solve the problem.  He is running his campaign with integrity, zeal, and a message to his peers that is embodied in his campaign poster……to wit, I present a message that appeals to the  ‘masses’!



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